Saturday, 16 January 2010

BRALESSSSS>>>

so aparently i have been wearing the wrong size, for what seems - straightforward to guess - i reckon i didnt even think of it properly -

went with my friend to so a spot of window shopping in debenhams and for whatever reason w elanded in the bra underwear department.


it was funny - i never know why but whenever i go into a shop and i pass the undwear section i cannot help but chuckle and laugh at the funny shapes and designs of some things that i may find utterly ridicoulous and some which are highly overpriced - imagine me - Adetutu buying a bra for £39.99 - Can you imagine that - for anyone who knows me - my money must go a long way - besides bloody heck - its a piece of cloth - it definitely aint worth that amount of monet -

what if ink spills on it - i mistakenly add bleach to the washing - and the color fades within 3 days of buying it - that means £39.99 is down the drain...


dont misunderstand me - i am not a cheapskate for the pure fact that i love a good bargain - but really its a piece of cloth - there is no cloth that is worth that amount of money - my moto is quality at ridicoulously cheap prices - that is my shopping mantra - its alla case of where you go to buy the stuff - will i go to debenhams and buy a wonderbra for £50 or i will go go ***** and but exactly the same bra for £2. (**** - you think i will be telling you the name of my shop - you must ne joking thats is how i used to sing the praises of tk maxx and tell everyone they sell designer gear at drop dead prices - and not the stupid shop is no expensive - imagine wanting to sell me a alexanger mcqueen jackt for £199 - who has that amount of money for a jacket - a jacket!! what if bird shit dropps on it or ink pours on it - then you have to spend extra cash to get the stain out and if you are unfortunate enough you cant get the stain out and thats the end of the jacket you bought for £199.... )


so back to this bra fitting - so the woman there got ne stripped to the waist with my back turned to her and she took one look at me and said try a 30D - i laughed my head off and said it cant be because i have aways wore a 34b - and she said no she was serious and went to get the bra -

she then got me hunched back and proceeded to explain why she thought a 30D was the right size for me she then changed her mind and went to get another one and said that i am a cross between a 30d and a 30e depending on the shape of the bra.. - i must admit it was a tight comfortable fit


generally she explained i have a shamm body = i have a small waist - so in effect the cylindrical shape of my body is the same from ny waist all the way to the underside of my armpits -


this woman blew me off - 30D....


so i just kept going what of all the bra's i have in my house that is 34b - she just said point blank that is the wrong size..


herein lies my delima - where the heck am i going to get a bra that is 30D that is within my price range...


you know what i mean - if i buy a bra for £40 you bet that that bra should be made of gold and be sewn with silver thread - and you might as well guess that the whole world must see and admire the bra ... can you imagine £40 for a bra - ridicoulous..


so i checked primark and the sizes they have there goes as low as a 32. marks and spencers and Next - i generally dont shop in as a rule - cos i find them ridicoulously over priced - in generall i am not a Next fan - unless there is suit sale..


anyway i digress - like you will find me in debenhams buying bras for £40 lolololol


so unfortunately i am at a loss - from now on you will see me crawling the debenhams blue cross sale or everything must go sale looking for size 30D or 30E cup bras - if all else fails and the bra is not priced between £1 and 3 at a max i may go for £4. then sorry it seems i will have to settle for a 32D from most shops where i know for a fact that i can get them for £1.... besides its only a couple of centimeters off the real mark so it should not make too much of a different - besides i am handy with a needle and thread so i can alter the band to a 30 circumference bra....
look - stop goint cheap skate - i prefer my money to be spent on quality food for me to eat and on fulfilling my obligations - rather than on clothes that of just fabric and insignificant anyways

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