BIG issues

yes! yes! yes!!!
Today I have a big rant and moan!!
I have just admitted to myself that I have BIG ISSUES!!
Issues relating with other members of the public.
Especially females in the toilet?
One thing that seems to evade my faculties is why women like to talk to each other when they go into the rest rooms?

why! why!! why!!

I find this weird....
for me, rest rooms are place where u go in, do the business and leave...
what's is with all this chitty chatty gossip talk?
its bad enough that I have to enter a cubicle knowing that there is someone else in another cubicle close by...
its bad enough that I may have to occupy the only cubicle available
its even worse when I go in alone and then someone then enters the rest room at the same time that I am there... ARRRGHHHHH!!!

Not fair....

Its then even worse that I still haven't mastered the art of silent pee, so when I pee its like a waterfall crescendo... while everyone else, you wont even hear the slightest noise except for the loo roll when they go to take a swig..

Today I was in a cubicle, me myself and I alone in the rest room, dutifully minding my own business, then another person walked in....Now what got me was that of all the 8 cubicles that were there and with me occupying the last one, she had to take the one next to me... Crime NO 1
Then again, she went about doing her business and there was no noise from her end.. Crime NO 2
and here was poor old me,, swishing about for the whole of Glasgow Crime NO 3

Its not fair I say...

Then again, why is it that when I want to use the rest room, lo! and behold there you find is a group of cackling women, chit chatting away... fixing bra's and make-ups... someone tell me why...
what is wrong with going into rest room, doing your biz and leaving the rest room, when u get out of it, you can then chit chat. as long as you like eh tell me what is wrong with that?

All this preening and pruning, in front if a glass mirror, as if people don't have glass mirrors in their own homes to prune before coming out???

honestly I have big Issues